It always seems so wonderfully romantic and spontaneous: making love in the car. Fogged-up windows, hands leaving their traces of pleasure on the glass. Hot sex with a breathtaking view on a hill. This is real life, isn't it? Heavens, no! Did you know that there are escort women who fuck in cars all the time.
Six reasons why car sex is not so tasty in real life:
- Toet! Before you know it, you will attract the attention of everyone around you when you accidentally rest your elbow or butt on the steering wheel and honk the horn. Oops. If you are caught by the police, you also risk a fine.
The gear lever. This bulky and uncomfortable object is always in the way and tends to find places where it absolutely does not belong. The same applies to seatbelt supports. - Remember that when the weather is really nice, your bonnet is mainly
like a plate. It's the sex that roars!". - If you really care about the view: at least put the handbrake on top of the hill. Just make sure you don't accidentally pull the handbrake during intense amorous activity: the mood will quickly fade.
Never have sex or give assistance in a moving car. This is dangerous for obvious reasons: the driver cannot concentrate on driving and there is a risk of the car breaking down. Oh yes: and of course you can also just look inside, although for some that is undoubtedly the attraction. - The fact is that even the most flexible people have to deal with a lack of space.
- Another option is to perform the action on the roof of the car. For example, on the bonnet. The advantage is that you have the necessary space, but the disadvantage, of course, is that you are in the spotlight and have to find a very quiet place. Remember that when the weather is nice, your bonnet serves mainly as a baking tray. Talk about hot sex!
- Space and comfort in a car is now very limited. You can try the back seats or fold them down as much as possible, but even the most flexible people still suffer from a lack of space. So watch out for cramps, injuries and bruises.
Still want to have sex in the car? Then take advantage of the cargo space of a Dodge Ram 1500, a Renault Espace (after all, you have a nice family car), a romantic old Volkswagen T1 or opt for luxury and rent a limousine.